Media Princess Grabs The Wheel

Britney Spears, media princess and sometimes vapidly psychotic paparazzi attacker has recently decided that she has learned the proverbial media ropes sufficiently enough to handle her own PR. Strange that after popcorning out 2 children, during the celeb baby boom with hubby K-Dork, or K-Dog I should say, she still doesn't have enough to do. Firing long time agent Leslie Sloane-Zelnick before her second child's pictures released to U.S. Magazine People, it became apparent Brit wanted to handle the future media whoring herself, guess she was sick of her pimp, and wanted to do the pimping herself. Perhaps Brit blames her old agent for the mass amount of foot fungal syphilis she contracted during her barefoot public bathroom romps, where her pure red-neckisity was fully photographed for her adoring (barfing) fans. Or perhaps she has future plans to begin a political march to office, hey if Arny can do it...Umm Well be afraid. Someone save us from the abysmally dumb pop stars taking over. Signing Off for now.


BRITNEY FOR GOVERNOR
OR
Insert Brain HERE!!!