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9/06/2006

Hahahahahahaha! There is a God.



Tacky lame (pronounced lamay) dress: $1000.00 (conservative estimate)
Godawful ankle boots: $550.00
Drugs for the night: $300.00
Seeing Paris being rejected by private MTV video relaease party: Priceless!!!!!!!

Side note......
The pompadour style hair, metallic blue eyeshadow and outfit are hideous! She proabaly crackles when she moves b/c the dress looks like that type of material fancied by my granny who likes that crunchy silver and gold stuff. What's up with the ankle boots? They do not, and could not, flatter anybody! Some designers, the trend setters if you will, obviously hate women. Get a clue.

Her friends dress looks like something coughed up from 1993. Also her purse does in no way match her colorful (understatement), summery dress as it appears to be metallic and leather . A fall/winter purse, but the type from Payless Shoes carried by a truck stop waitress.
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