According to sources from the Daily Mirror, Michael Jackson is currently in Ireland negotiating with financial backers about building a theme park around, you guessed it, Irish lore. The park will have rides and other features centered around leprechauns. I know, you think I am kidding.What next? A theme park in Vegas featuring show girls and casinos? How about one in Dallas, Texas centered around the concept of cowboys, football, breast implants and Mary Kay cosmetics. How novel! I am truly genius!!! I am going now to try and get financial backing.
Better yet, maybe Jacko could have a Wizard of Oz theme park where he could star as, well anything.
